Andrew Dice Clay Nursery Rhymes Lyrics – Lyrics Dekh Lo


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Andrew Dice Clay born Andrew Clay Silverstein on September 29, 1957, is an American stand-up comedian and actor. He rose to prominence in the late 1980s with a brash, deliberately offensive persona known as “The Diceman”. In 1990, he became the first stand-up comedian to sell out Madison Square Garden for two consecutive nights. That same year, he played the lead role in the comedy-mystery film The Adventures of Ford Fairlane. Clay has appeared in several films and television shows, including critically acclaimed supporting roles in Woody Allen’s Blue Jasmine (2013) and Bradley Cooper’s directorial debut A Star Is Born (2018). He continues his acting career while also touring and performing stand-up. The television show Dice aired on Showtime for two seasons. He also launched a podcast, I’m Ova Hea’ Now, in September 2018.
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Andrew Dice Clay Nursery Rhymes Lyrics

Jack and Jill,
Went up the hill,
To have some hanky panky.
Silly Jill forgot her pill,
And now there’s little Franky

Mary had a little lamb,
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two chunks of bread.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
Her clothes were all tattered and torn.
It wasn’t the spider that crept up beside her,
But Little Boy Blue and his horn.

Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,
What have you got there?
Said the Pieman unto Simon,
Pies, you di**head.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall,
All the kings horses and all the kings men,
Said “Screw him, he’s only an egg!”

Mary had a little lamb,
It ran into a pylon,
Ten thousand volts went up it’s a*s,
And turned it’s wool to nylon!

Georgie Porgy pudding and pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry,
When the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too, (cuz he was gay).

Old Mother Hubbard,
Went to the cupboard,
To fetch her poor doggie a bone.
When she bent over,
Rover took over,
And gave her a bone of his own.

Little Boy Blew.
Hey! He needed the money.

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